ESPN’s next commercial:

Two ESPN announcers (John Anderson, Matt Barrie) walking down the hall:

John:

“No, it is a real thing. It’s called Doggy Tourettes Syndrome. Some people, when they see a cute dog, cannot control the baby talk and drivel that comes out of their mouth.”

(They come upon Scott Van Pelt petting Chomps, the Cleveland Browns mascot)

Scott Van Pelt in a high pitched voice:

“Whoses was a goods boys, yes you was my widdle monkey bumps. Are you my widdle monkey bumps? Yes you wases my widdle monkey bumps.”


John:

“Monkey bumps?”

Matt:

"That was hard to see."