At the Pro Bowl practice, New York Jet Jamal Adams tackled the New England Patriot mascot sending the guy in the costume to the hospital.

That story again: a New York Jet actually was able to tackle someone.


At the Pro Bowl practice, New York Jet Jamal Adams tackled the New England Patriot mascot sending the guy in the costume to the hospital.


That is shocking. A New York Jet is in the Pro Bowl? 





Roger Stone was arrested by the FBI and released on a $250,000 bond. Or as Donald Trump calls $250,000, almost two porn star payments.

Since you asked:

(Have told this before, but I was reminded of it)


So the snotty neck-beard hipster in front of me at the grocery store with his equally snotty girlfriend has 20 items in the 12 items-or-less line. And he is even joking about it.

So I say to him, 

“Math is not my strong suit, but even I can figure out that is eight too many.”

He sneers, 

“Well, if it makes you feel better, it is ten items for each of us.” So I reply,

“Well, if it makes you feel better,  you’re an asshole.” 

His face goes blank and he looks me up and down and I can see him doing the math in his head that my 225 pounds was more than his 160 pounds. So he shuts up and they slink out of the store in a hurry.

Apparently, he was not as bad at math as he first appeared.