HBO's "Hard Knocks" featured the Cleveland Brown's office dog, Moose, an adorable brown labrador. The only problem with Moose is the 0-16 Browns are 0-112 in dog years. 





Comedian Nikki Glaser's career is flying which she partly attributes to her joke about how she, a tall pretty blonde, loves butt-sex. Ironically, guys keep sneaking into her show through the backdoor.





On HBO's "Hard Knocks,"  0-16 Cleveland Brown coach, Bob Wylie, 300-pounds with white hair, mocked the practice of stretching saying they did not stretch in WWII. 


Wylie then ate a ham and smoked a carton of Marlboros, had a heart attack and then took a nap.

He then went back to reading his book, "Keith Richards's Fitness Tips."




After "Kellyanne Conway" and Chris Cuomo's on-air fight, Kellyanne went home, poured a huge glass of buttery Chardonnay and buzzed one off until her "neck-messager" was smoking.





Among the lavish spending Rep. Duncan Hunter is accused of in stealing $250,000 from campaign donations is $600 for an airline flight for their pet rabbit. 


That is hare-raisingly expensive. This made people hopping mad. This bunny bugs me.