Friday, August 05, 2016

In a speech in Wisconsin, Donald Trump finally endorsed Paul Ryan and John McCain. His speech was titled “Putting the toothpaste back into the tube.” 

Following the female-remake of “Ghostbusters” Rebel Wilson is set to do a female remake of “Dirty Rotten Scoundrels.” Personally, I can’t wait for the female remake of “The Rosie O'Donnell Story.”

Rio police arrested a Moroccan boxer for trying to rape two Brazilian maids. Upon hearing this, Donald Trump said, “Two Brazilian? That’s way more than Bill Cosby.”   

In Mass., a 90-year-old man was arrested for soliciting a prostitute. And that, folks, is exactly what is wrong with this country. They should give a 90-year-old man a medal for trying to hire a hooker. 

At the Rio Olympics, the US men’s basketball team is staying on a luxury cruise ship and many of the players were seen partying in a high-end brothel. Apparently their coach is Charlie Sheen.

A bunch of the US men’s basketball team were caught partying at a high-end brothel. They said they thought they were in a spa. They should have suspected they weren't in a spa when they handed them a towel and a girl came wrapped inside of it.