Tuesday, February 17, 2015



The Washington Monument is ten inches shorter than previously thought. You know the winter has been cold when a monument suffers from shrinkage.


Last week in New York it was fashion week, and this week is the Westminster Dog Show. But the same rule applies to models and dogs: don’t feed those bitches.


Ben Milley, the American gored by a bull during a Spanish bull-running festival, is out of the hospital following a three-hour surgery on his buttocks and sphincter. It is the biggest pain in the ass since Kanye West.