The white Ferrari in “Miami Vice” is on sale for $1.75 mil. That sounds like a lot, but the street value of the white powder in the floor mats is worth one million.

A Delta flight this week took off from Cleveland to New York with just two passengers. And they fought over control of the armrest the entire flight.

Mitt Romney is running for President in 2016. But Mitt has learned from his past mistakes. He is going to save time and start by writing his concession speech.

NASCAR driver, Kurt Busch, claims that his ex-girlfriend, Patricia Driscoll, is an international assassin. Asked to comment, Driscoll said; “Me? An assassin? That is a negative, repeat, a negative. This is muskrat 7 signing off, over.”

New York Jet running back, Chris Johnson, was arrested in Florida for carrying a firearm. But, because he is a New York Jet, he fumbled the gun and it was picked up and returned for a touchdown.

A Delta flight this week took off from Cleveland to New York with just two passengers. And yet Delta still managed to run out of peanuts.

Chipotle has a pork shortage. So now, when you ask for beef or chicken, they will have to mistakenly give you something else besides pork.