As I was a big fan of the Joan Rivers, this is in all respect of her magnificent irreverence and self-depricating humor.

Top Things Joan Rivers Might Put On Her Grave Marker

It could be worse, I could be opening for Carrot Top

You can’t see it, but this dress is to die for

Can you believe it? Johnny Carson still isn’t speaking to me.

Oh, grow up. (I’m talking to the grass)

They were wrong, I do wish I had more work done

Death is really quiet, but the sex is about the same

Edgar, love of my life, it's me, Joan. Edgar? Come back here, Edgar.