Sunday, August 31, 2014

"Breaking Bad" did so well at the Emmys, I cannot wait for their next season's premiere: "Walter White's Miraculous Recovery." 

As a sports-loving comedy writer, it is grounding to know I will probably never write a joke as funny as Antonio Cromartie not remembering many of his 12 children's names. 

Not to be crass, but I gandered at the leaked nude photos of Jennifer Lawrence and, they were so hot, if I were her agent, I'd leak something too . . . wait, that did not come out right . . .