Kim Kardashian is promoting her 352 page book of selfies titled “Selfish.” Upon hearing of this, al Qaeda said; “See? This kind of crap is why we hate you so much.”

Seaworld, which vehemently denied cruelty of killer whales due to their small enclosure, is now building the killer whales a larger enclosure. That’s like denying stealing from someone by giving them some of their money back.