We be stylin', they be smilin', Torn Slatterns and Nugget Ranchers

On “Today” Kanye West said he and Kim Kardashian are like Romeo and Juliet; oh my word, does this mean they are going to take poison together? It is a holiday miracle.

Things are just not breaking President Obama’s way. You know those two turkeys he pardoned for Thanksgiving? They have since launched a very successful health care website.

Here are some things I think about NFL games:

We have tiny chips for GPS but they still measure a first down with two teams of three guys with sticks.

When a running back steps forward and stops, it is illegal motion. If they step forward and then turn sideways and keep running, they are in motion. 

Why don't they go for it on fourth down more? Fourth and one should be automatic. You can't get one yard? 

More on-sides kicks.

Holding should be legal, tackling a defender is not.  

We need to institute a "No harm, no foul" rule. If a defender makes a great hit on a receiver and accidentally makes helmet-to-helmet contact, if the receiver is OK, there is no penalty. To keep receivers from faking or flopping, if they do stay down, they have to come out for that series of downs. 

Additional 15-yard-penalty for arguing on an obvious and blatant penalty. Call it the "Don't be a moron" rule. 

A very creative and funny touchdown celebration earns their team an extra red challenge flag throw.