Say what to the what to the hell to the why, Torn Slatterns and Nugget Ranchers?

In college hoops, Harvard has qualified for March Madness. Or as Harvard calls March Madness, Spring-induced competitive-related temporary psychosis.

Harvard needs work on their trash talk: “Your Matriarch is so morbidly corpulent I am genuinely concerned about her risk of heart disease.”

Not to say there is a descrepency between the educations of Harvard and the other teams in the NCAA tournament, but many of the teams could not spell NCAA.

When asked how they did on their SAT scores, the other teams besides Harvard said; “We don’t play in that conference.”

In college hoops, Harvard has qualified for March Madness. Harvard needs work on their trash talk: “Excuse me, was it your intention to refrain me from putting the ball through the metal hoop? If so, you were quite unsuccessful.”

Former New York Met, Lenny Dykstra, was sentenced to three years in prison; he had the option to serve his time as the Mets batting coach, but he chose prison instead.