Kinda sad. First time we've hung Christmas stockings minus Kasey's.

Da Kine Wahini gettin' her done

Really? That's a thing? Too soon, too soon, but, at the end of the day, it is what it is for this one, who is in a mood, Torn Slatterns and Nugget Ranchers

According to the Pantone Color Institute, Tangerine Tango – an electric orange-red – is the color of 2012; as a result, 2012 has announced it is gay.

After defeating the Chicago Bears, 13-10 in overtime, Denver Bronco QB Tim Tebow orchestrated his sixth come-from-behind victory. In fact, Tebow has come from behind more than Tiger Woods at the Orlando Hooter’s Christmas party.

During New England’s 34-27 win over the Washington Redskins, Patriot QB, pretty-boy Tom Brady got in an ugly screaming fight with offensive coordinator Bill O’Brien. At one point, Brady got so mad he threw his hand mirror at O’Brien.

25 years after “Top Gun”, Tom Cruise wants to make a sequel; Cruise is almost 50, this “Top Gun” will be different; now Cruise will shake his fist at flight crew and scream; ‘You punks get off my carrier deck.”

Tom Cruise wants to make a “Top Gun” sequel; it might be a good time, it has been 25 years, people may be willing to forgive “Top Gun” for inventing Karaoke.

“Sports Illustrated” featured an article on the 1986 Cincinnati Bengals. That was a far different era, in that time hardly any of the Bengals had gone to jail.

“Sports Illustrated” featured an article on the 1986 Cincinnati Bengals. Things were far different back in 1986, Tom Cruise was starring in action movies, Dan Quayle endorsed a candidate and Madonna was on tour.

After defeating the Chicago Bears, 13-10 in overtime, Denver Bronco QB Tim Tebow orchestrated his sixth come-from-behind victory. Other teams are starting to take the outwardly religious Tebow seriously. In fact the Raiders plan to worship their lord, Satan, more often.

Since you asked:
So Friday nicht, I hop in the car at 8:30 drive 20 minutes to Oceanside parked in front of this cool local/surfer bar, The Beachside Grill, and played harmonica with the band, Strange Affliction. It was a gas. Nice crowd. Well received. Had a blast.

Next morning up bright and early and I surfed at La Jolla Shores. Caught my biggest wave yet, about a five to six footer. At one point it was just me and leopard sharks and dolphins in front of the Marine Room. Heaven on earth.

Power nap and then grilled a red wine and soy sauce marinated top sirloin with my rosemary Yukon gold 'taters and green beans with sesame seeds. Reduced the marinade into a gorgeous red wine reduction sauce.

Next day lots of football and I grilled peanut oil and Mount Gay rum-marinated chicken for killer chicken sandguidos on a French roll with roasted red peppers and melted havarti.

So Monday I drive to the store to get fixins for my oak-smoke grilled pizza. Mild chicken sausage, onions, lots of cheese, pepperoni and diced black olives. On the way to the store, this little douche-bag in a Smart Car takes a turn way too fast in the rain and skids out almost slamming into me.

What a snotty little tool.