Eric Clapton & Sheryl Crow - Little Wing

One of my favorite songs covered amazingly. David Sanborn up and done gets ballistic on his sax tuchus. Jimi said he wrote it about the Monterey Pop scene, but the myth/rumor is he was devastated when he heard a groupie had been killed and wrote it about her, but didn't use her name because he didn't want the family hurt or hassled.


That was a one-way ticket to Funky Town, Torn Slatterns and Nugget Ranchers

New research reveals there is a condition - like tone-deafness - that is beat-deafness: the inability to keep a musical beat. Its medical term is: Caucasian-itis.

Due to pressure from mental health officials, the NCAA is going to rename March Madness to Spring Charlie Sheen-ness.

You either get into the March Madness bracket betting or you don’t. I told a woman in our office that I have Gonzaga in the semis and she filed a sexual harassment charge against me.

Last week, Charlie Sheen stood on a rooftop screaming and wielding a machete while drinking red liquid from a bottle labeled “Tiger Blood.” This week, Charlie’s going to throw bananas at a dwarf, lick a duck and then barbeque a bowling ball. After that? Things are gonna get weird.

Even after the Fort Wayne, IN citizens voted for it, the city will not name a building after former mayor, Harry Baals. “We don’t want the city to be a punch line of a joke” said Fort Wayne spokesperson, Seymore Butz.

In Florida, a dolphin went berserk, jumped out of the water and crashed on top of a boat hitting a woman who sprained her ankle. The woman and the dolphin are fine, but authorities had little choice but to name the dolphin Charlie Sheen.

The minor league hockey team Bakersfield Condors had a “Charlie Sheen Night.” It was a great promotion until all the fans burst out on to the ice, chopped it up and snorted it.

New research reveals there is a condition - like tone-deafness - that is beat-deafness: the inability to keep a musical beat. Or as it is otherwise known: being white.