Friday, January 16, 2009

These just in:

New York Knicks center, Eddy Curry, was charged with sexual harassment by his male ex-driver; not to get into details, but leave it to a Knick to come up with a new way to suck.

Guess what the name was of the first boat captain to reach the US Airways plane in the Hudson river? Vincent Lombardi. Yeah, apparently, of the survivors, he said “Swimming isn’t everything, it’s the only thing.”