How about that US Riverways, err, US Airways flight, Torn Slatterns and Nugget Ranchers?

Been around
Now I don’t want to say new Hall of Famer Ricky Henderson played with a lot of teams, but when he is inducted to the Hall he is going in wearing a Southwest Airlines hat.

Let’s hope not
The US Airways flight that landed safely in the Hudson river was saved by the heroics of it’s pilot, Chesley B. “Sully” Sullenberger. Let’s hope it doesn’t turn out Sullenberger was just another investment scammer trying to fake his own death.

Bad case of the bird flew
A US Airways flight landed safely in the Hudson . It was the worst New York bird-related incident since the Giants crashed after hitting the Eagles.

That explains it
A US Airways flight landed safely in the Hudson river after it’s engines were knocked out by birds. Upon hearing this, a spokesperson for Jet Blue said “See? That’s why we never take off.”

Next line
The US Airways flight that landed safely in the Hudson river was saved by the heroics of it’s pilot, Chesley B. “Sully” Sullenberger. In fact the latest pickup line in New York is “Hi, my name is Chesley, but you can call me “Sully.”

Out of luck
They say soon you will be able to watch TV on your cell phone. Unless you have one of those old rabbit-ear cell phones.

Not fair
A US Airways flight landed safely in the Hudson . The good news is that everyone survived. The bad news is US Airways charged them an extra $100 for a Circle Line cruise.

Everyone survived. At first they thought there were a few fatalities but it turned out to be the bodies dumped in the Hudson from earlier Mafia hits.

Who knew?
You soon will be able to watch TV on your cell phone. Imagine that? You will be able to watch the news report of the car crash you caused while driving on your cell phone on your cell phone.

Now you can send e-mails, text messages, pictures, videos, games and songs on your cell phone. And who knows, maybe some day they’ll come up with the technology where two people in different places can talk.