Monday, February 16, 2015

“50 Shades of Grey” opened with $94 million. It brought new meaning to spanking the competition.

At a showing of “50 Shades of Grey” in Scotland, three intoxicated women were arrested for assaulting a man who tried to quiet them. Police are trying to figure out if a vibrator counts as a deadly weapon.

Kim Kardashian is furious over her lack of media attention caused by Bruce Jenner’s upcoming sex change. While Bruce Jenner is furious at his daughters - and the Kardashian step-daughters - for leaking information about his sex change while Bruce negotiates a reality show to chronicle his sex change. The point? ISIS is beheading the wrong people.