Friday, September 25, 2015

It is so hot in LA, Kristen Stewart’s resting bitch face turned into melting bitch face.

The #1 selling jersey in the NFL is the Tom Brady jersey. And no, Roger Goodell, those numbers are not inflated.

“The difference between quit and quite is just a little bit more E.” Your buddy Lex’s quote of the day.

China opened a 600-foot-high glass-bottom pedestrian bridge. It must have been terrifying for the children who made it.

An L.A. judge ruled the man, Bruce Jenner, is now Caitlyn Jenner, the woman.  This officially makes Chris Jenner a lesbian.

House Speaker John Boehner announced he is resigning from congress in an emotional speech. The emotional part in not surprising, Boehner has tearful elevator exchanges.

Jose Cuervo tequila has a commercial depicting the Rolling Stones tour of ’72, but played to the Stones’ ’78 song “Miss You.”  So I guess the message is Cuervo can give you a six-year blackout.

Donald Trump said he does not believe in climate change. Which is hard to believe with that thing on his head molting like crazy.

Following Speaker, John Boehner’s surprise resignation, President Obama called Boehner “A good man.” Oh, no, that is politician for “We need to talk.”

It has been unbelievably hot in Southern California for over a month. Our one and only sign of Fall this year will be when Trick or Treaters knock on our door and say; "Hola."