A former San Diego Charger security guard - caught masturbating near the cheerleaders - sentenced to four years probation. He was also given the lesser-charge of impersonating Dean Spanos.




The Cincinnati airport is using mini-horses to comfort stressed travelers. However the stress level of the Cincinnati airport cleaning crew has gone way up. 

On a personal note, I would like to thank the press for asking for quotes. At this time, I would just like to say the rumors of my involvement with Taylor Swift are not true. Mostly.