Scotland votes not to leave England. Now a little less than half of Scotland is that guy who told his friend to dump his bitchy girlfriend and now they're back together. #Awkward. 

About now the ‪#‎NFL‬ would let Michael Sam & his boyfriend get married on 50 yd-line if it would be the #1 football headline. ‪#‎Distractions‬

From my funny friend, Janice Hough