It is so hot in Los Angeles, Donald Sterling went to Magic Johnson's house just to get the cold shoulder.


Tonight the Mets host the Yankees. This is the baseball equivalent of Jay-Z versus Beyonce's sister, Solange. 


A guy named Ha-Ha Clinton-Dix goes to the Packers the same week Monica Lewinski is on the cover of “Vanity Fair”? What comedy god did I please?

Since you asked:

Local female reporter covering the Carlsbad fire has a terminal case of Valley-girl-speak/sexy-baby-vocal-virus. She just said;

"The change of wind is a double-edged sword, on the one hand it is good, but on the other hand it is totally bad."

A sword has to get up pretty early to fool her . . . 

Not for nothing, but has anyone ever seen Paul Rudd and Brandon Routh at the same place at the same time? 

I'm throwing this out there:

The firefighters are saying they have never seen anything like eight fires started in the same day. The locations are so random they are not random. Same distances apart. A horseshoe-like pattern along the coast North, and then swing across to the south farther west. Targeting wealthy areas and a military base.

Fires started just off the 5 going North, just off the 15 going South. 

What kind of person would be motivated to cause so much destruction?   

They will catch this guy. And he will fry.