In Wales, a very attractive 33-year-old high school teacher, Claire Horton, was fired after having sex with a 16-year-old male student. She has been banned from teaching for life, and he has been banned from ever having to pay for a beer for life.

Charles Manson, 79, is engaged to a 25-year-old named Star; if you want to get the couple a present, they're registered at Bed, Bath and Depends.