On House Speaker Nancy Pelosi's urging, Congress was set to buy three luxury private jets strictly for use by congressional members. To which their constituents responded;

"Hey, maybe we should get a private luxury jet. Oh, no, wait, that's right, I forgot, we're freaking broke."

Since you asked:

Not to brag - oh, who am I kidding? - but my daughter, Ann Caroline, is so adorable she breaks my heart.

She happened by when I was playing the viral Jill and Kevin dancing wedding video. AC went crazy. About six times since then I have caught her playing it on her computer.