Beer: Solving ugly racial disputes since, well, yesterday.


Jon Gosselin, of "Jon & Kate" is on Twitter.

"Wow, I can't wait to follow Jon Gosselin's every move on Twitter," said nobody who didn't deserve a hard kick in the ass. Talk about putting the Twit in Twitter.

Paris Hilton is running around claiming Michael Jackson named his daughter after her; silly me, here I am not even knowing Michael had a daughter named Infectious Skank.

I'm guessin' it ain't a good sign I had to pour a stiff drink before I could stomach looking at my e-mails tonight.