"Tookus in a Totebag" is sung to the tune of the Police's "Message in a Bottle", Torn Slatterns and Nugget Ranchers

A group of Muslims were kicked off a domestic flight for discussing a possible attack; a little advice, if your name is Abdul and your last name ain't Jabbar? Don't talk about an attack on a plane if you don't want your tookus in a totebag.