Now that all phones have caller ID, if you get somebody’s voice mail, you pretty much know they just screened you. We should all change our voice message to say;


“I just looked at my phone and said out loud; “Oh, I don’t have time to talk to this idiot”, so leave your number so I can call you when I have absolutely nothing better to do. And so you know, when we do finally talk, I will be making really, bored, frustrated and annoyed facial expressions. Oh, and P.S., if this is that low-born degeneraate friend of mine, Stewie Dogs, your mother will weep herself to sleep at the whore house when she sees what I did to you if you don't pay up on our Fantasy Football bet. Buh bye and have a nice day. ”


Oh, and, by the way, the opposite is true. If you're talking to someone and they look at their ringing phone and say, "I have to take this." What they really mean is; "This person is way more important to me than you are."

Learned an important lesson Saturday in the beautiful winery-hilled growing berg of Temeculah. If you're having a bad day, you can always make it a little bit worse by just having lunch at Applebies.

Applebies, something unspectaculah in Temeculah.

I guess it could have been worse. It could have been a Red Robin.

"Come to Red Robin and see wait persons sing a really annoying happy birthday song while realizing, deep down inside, they have given up on all of their hopes and dreams."