We got the funk for the junk in the trunk, Torn Slatterns and Nugget Ranchers
How cold is it?
The Midwest had a huge snowstorm. It was so cold people were shaking like the White House aide who had to tell Dick Cheney his approval rating is 18%.
And what was a Jennifer?
During the Bradley-Pittsburgh game during the NCAA tournament last week, the scoreboard abbreviations at the stadium and on CBS were BRAD PITT. Not only that but when a player took it to the hole and slammed it, it was called an Angelina.
How low is it?
Dick Cheney’s approval rating is 18%. That’s slightly higher than Osama bin Laden and a little lower than Mad Cow disease.
Dick Cheney’s approval rating is 18%. Imagine how low it would be if he hadn’t shot a lawyer?
Rumor has it Cheney is so desperate to get his approval rating up he is thinking about shooting an IRS agent next.