The shizeez has done up and hit the fanzeez, Torn Slatterns and Nugget Ranchers

Chico Escuela, how do you say duck in Spanish?
*There was a scary moment during the Chicago Cubs 2-8 loss to the Pittsburgh Pirates. Sammy Sosa was hit in the head by a pitch so hard his helmet broke apart. Sammy will be OK, but at first they were worried that, afterwards, he was talking strange:

Sosa: “I haf to say, deees waz berry, berry scary.”

But then they remembered that’s how Sammy talks normally.


A nice change of pace
*President Bush at the Boeing factory tried his hand at fastening a screw into an engine frame with a power tool. It’s nice to have a president who screws something besides a bimbo.

How many people had a nervous flashback when they heard president and screw in the same sentence?