Here we use only sustainable, organic and gluten-free seasonal jokes. Comedy, satire, sports, editor and occasional cooking tips writer, Alex Kaseberg. E-mail to alex.kaseberg@gmail.com
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Friday, October 25, 2002
What it is, Torn Slattern and Nugget Ranchers
New York Cab drivers are on a campaign to be friendlier. Now when the give you the finger, that finger must be clean and the fingernail manicured.
This month’s Rolling Stone cover features a half-naked Keith Richards partially covered by a guitar. Next month’s Rolling Stone cover features a totally naked Christine Augilera fully naked covered partially by a guitar. That’s the most dramatic example of an improvement since Lisa Marie Presley divorced Michael Jackson and married Nicholas Cage.